drunk & youngby Rob PlathOnce my parents threw a barbeque party in the backyard they had a water fight after drinking a while they were drunk and young early thirties they threw cups of water at one another my father ran in & got the salad bowl some really drunk friend of theirs got the garden hose people were laughing dousing each other my brother and I watched from a distance we weren't included we were too little after a while we went inside we were hyper & bored we ran through all the rooms we happened to open a drawer in my parent's bedroom & found a pack of condoms we didn't know what they were being 4 & 7 so we opened them we took the weird greasy balloons & filled them with water & hung them from 3 closet doors then we found a pin & popped them all we left the puddles on the floor & ragged stretched rubbers hanging from the doorknobs & went out to play on the front lawn I'm 37 this year older than they were then & I imagine my mother & father finding the condoms & laughing not even annoyed at the water on the floor just throwing a towel down under each door & giggling & then kissing maybe even risking unprotected sex on that cool summer night drunk & young & easy at heart © 2008 by Rob Plath. All rights reserved. |