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Your being excused from one case does not indicate
a dismissal from jury duty. The narrow-leaf plantain
can be used to treat bee sting wounds.
Red leaves can indicate
a phosphorus deficiency; fish emulsion
and kelp
provide nitrogen and various nutrients
and there are no government buildings
in which smoking is permitted; the vending machine
in the South lobby
dispenses two linzer tarts
for the price of one, so consider
substituting nicotine
for high-fructose corn syrup
and berry filling
that looks and tastes like fluoride rinse.
“Everybody with Uranium
as a part of their middle name
would be your cousin,”
wrote Kurt Vonnegut. Seeds sown
directly into the ground will not be
likely to suffer from transplant shock;
comfrey can be used
to make compost tea,
which is for the plants rather than
for your own consumption. Crusts formed
as a result of the pooling of water
on top of the soil
can be broken up
with a collinear hoe. Potential jurors
are selected at random from lists
of registered voters, drivers’ license holders, income tax filers,
and recipients
of unemployment benefits. Dandelion greens
can certainly be eaten
and transplanting can be done in the rain.
In the empaneling area at 4:00,
a choreographed dance
developed in response to and for
the expression of love felt
for the propagation of photosynthesizing beings
will be performed. Leeks are part of
the allium family.